THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
EVIL CHARACTERS GENUINELY CARING FOR SOMEONE
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH
WHAT THE FUCK
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!
"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"
That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five.
God bless old people on the Internet.