elovers:

TF IS SHE DOING

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

posted 3 days ago / with 207,771 notes / via / ©
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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

posted 3 days ago / with 187,922 notes / via / ©
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versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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posted 4 days ago / with 22,271 notes / via / ©
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qualitymeat:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

posted 4 days ago / with 838,089 notes / via / ©
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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

posted 4 days ago / with 328,322 notes / via / ©
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grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

posted 4 days ago / with 262,464 notes / via / ©

horsantulas:

youtube just gave me an entire episode of bleach instead of an ad

posted 1 week ago / with 52,975 notes / via / ©
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captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

posted 1 week ago / with 71,041 notes / via / ©
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