you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!
"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"
That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five.
God bless old people on the Internet.
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
germany may win the game but let’s not forget they created the worst naruto opening in history who are the real losers now
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
let me just pull out my fucking islamic keyboard
I just got home haha
What’s up haha
I’m tryna put it in your b hole haha